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What is the purpose of this guide?
This is a practical guide for heterosexual men in first world countries who want to travel to third world countries in search of cheap sex with gorgeous young women. In other words, this is a book for the classic male sex tourist. It will save you time, hassles and money in your search for cheap, young, beautiful pussy. It will tell you where to go, where to stay, and how much to pay.
How many cities and countries does your guide cover?
This guide currently covers 13 countries and 26 cities, and counting. While that is more than enough sex for any one man, our field researchers are constantly doing that thankless job of fucking hookers, getting full-release massages and bare-back blowjobs the world over just to help you, the kind and courteous reader. More countries and cities will be added constantly.
What countries and cities are in this guide?
With cities in parenthesis, the countries are: Aruba, Cambodia, Cuba, Curaçao, Costa Rica (San José), Dominican Republic, Indonesia (Bali, Sanur, Kuta, Lovina Beach, Jakarta, Surabaya, Tretes, Riau Islands), Malaysia (Johore Bahru), Mexico (TJ), Philippines (Angeles City/Balibago), Singapore, Thailand (Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket, Chiang Mai), and St. Maarten (also called Sint Martin).
Why did you choose these countries?
These countries were chosen for their high sex-to-dollar ratios, and their hassle-free pussy opportunity indexes. Example: in Bali in June 2007 I got a BBBJ and fucked a twenty year-old tropical island beauty. She started by asking for $5.50 (that’s US dollars as are all prices in this book). In my shock I asked my Balinese friend, “Did I hear that right?” He replied helpfully, “You can try bargaining her down.” So just as an experiment I did, and she immediately agreed to $3.30 which is less than one of those disgustingly sweet Frappucinos back in the US! Crazy. In the end I gave her a tip that brought it back up to $5.50, but told her to be quiet about my generous ways lest the other girls start taking advantage of me. Or how about a $9 blow job while you drink your ice cold $1 beer without even having to move from your barstool? That’s just one of the reasons we chose Thailand. (In any case we would choose Thailand because a sex tourism guide without Thailand is like the Pope without his pointy hat – vastly diminished in stature.)
I’m sure you can find blazing hot hookers in NYC, but for $3.30 you are only going to get some übersweet iced coffee-like substance in the Big Apple. Now for $330 you might be able to find something, but that’s why we travel overseas.
But we don’t just want okay-looking girls for absolute rock bottom prices, right guys?
What we really want is a very high quality-sexual-experience to dollar ratios. We want the superhot girls at low low prices. At least that’s what I want. How about hot sex in many bendy positions with BJ’s and ball sucking and pussy eating with a beautiful, slender 5’8’ model-type (see the cover photo of Adrienne from Costa Rica) for thirty minutes for just … $14? Sound good? Sound great? Sound like you are in pussy heaven? What did you pay for your last lap dance, suckah? That’s why Costa Rica is in this guide, as well as all of the other fleshpots of the world.
We also picked places where there are high concentrations of girls in small areas to minimize time wasted traveling. Many of these places have literally hundreds of girls within a block or two. Nana Plaza in aptly named Bangkok may have almost 1,000 girls in and around this multistoried Sodom. If you can’t find a girl at Nana Plaza that you want to bang with your kok then you’re a hapless excuse for a man.
Why didn’t you include Nevada, Kyrgyzstan, or Russia for instance?
The thrust of this book is to use our first world/third world economic advantage to maximize our thrusting while minimizing our liquid asset reduction. So Nevada, like all other first world locations, is out. Too expensive. You’re lucky to get a hand job for $120. We also don’t want to freeze our asses off by going anywhere near Moscow or any of those ‘stan countries for eight months of the year. So they’re out.
Does the guide have maps?
Yes, we have thirteen “brothelized” maps so you can go right to the good stuff.
Can’t you get supercheap pussy in Botswana or Timfucktoo?
Sure you can. You can also get AIDS while you are down there and maybe pick up a nice case of dengue fever or that disease that makes your testicles swell up like basketballs. The world is mostly made up of very poor countries and all of them, even holier-than-thou Saudi Arabia, have cheap prostitutes. But that doesn’t mean we should go there. So in this book we just stick to countries that are poor but not National-Geographic-bloated-belly-flies-in-the-bulging-eyes poor like the Sudan or politically unstable like Myanmar. After all, we’re trying to have some FUN here guys. You want Chadian pussy that bad? Go join the Peace Corps.
For whom is this guide written?
It is written for whom the bells tolls. And it will toll eventually for all of us. So get out there and fuck your brains out now so that on your death bed as that damned bell is tolling you won’t be kicking yourself in the balls for being such a weenie. This book is for guys who want to grab life by the ass and live a little.
More specifically this book is for the neophyte sex traveler as well as those more experienced. The beginner will find it incredibly helpful in getting their bearings and their international sex legs underneath them. Everyone will find it helpful in saving money in places they already know about, and as a how-to guide in new sexsational cities they haven’t yet been to.
While this guide is written from an American perspective geographically speaking (see next question), it is meant for all heterosexual male denizens of first-world locations like Canada and Europe.
Can’t I just find the girls and the brothels on my own?
Sure. That’s how I did it. But it takes a lot of time and money. In Costa Rica for instance ninety percent of the brothels have absolutely no signs or any indications from the outside that there are a bunch of fuck-ready chicas inside. You have to know exactly what to look for like the number 70E on the door of one place.
Also, it is all too easy to overpay these girls. Let’s say you walk into someplace fresh off the plane, first time in country, and this tall slender young thing walks right up to you, hooks her thumbs in her pink pants and pulls them away from her taut belly. You look down and see she is not wearing any panties over her shaved pussy. Next thing you know you’ve agree to pay her $100. Not good. That’s going to cost us all money in the long run. So you have to be ready. You have to know what is reasonable in advance. You have to know the places to stay away from where they are just trying to get the most money for the least pussy possible. In San José, Costa Rica for instance, naïve guys blow into town, stay at the main hotel for $120 a night, and spend $100 an hour for each girl. They could have a much more elegant and smaller (quieter) hotel for $38 and drop-dead gorgeous girls for $14 to $20 a half hour if they knew any better.
Let’s say you have just a week before you have to get back to the old lady and the grind of daily life. Do you really want to be futzing around trying to figure out how to get the best pussy at the cheapest prices? Remember, your plane ticket was let’s say $490 just to pick a number. Amortized over seven days that’s $70 a day. You don’t want to be wasting you precious time and money NOT getting laid as you try to figure out where to go, or getting laid but paying way too much, or fucking less than drop dead gorgeous women. So yes, you can eventually find girls and brothels on your own, but this guide will save you hassles, and money, and precious time.…INTRODUCTION CHAPTER CONTINUES IN THE GUIDE. BUY IT NOW.
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